Get ready to laugh out loud with this collection of 100 hilarious dad jokes! Whether you’re looking to crack up your friends, lighten the mood, or just enjoy some good-natured humor, these classic jokes are sure to bring a smile to anyone’s face. From pun-filled one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, there’s something here for every dad joke lover. So, grab your best dad joke delivery and get ready to share some laughs!

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-tain.

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go.

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

I told my wife she was the glue in our relationship. She said, “I’m stuck to you!”

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

I have a joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room? The living room.

How do you organize a space party? You planet.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish.

Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.

Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.

Why was the broom late? It swept in.

I’m friends with all electricians—so current.

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.

I’m really good at my job as a baker, I knead the dough.

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs.

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off!

Why don’t skeletons ever use cell phones? They don’t have the guts.

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A nectarine.

Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.

I couldn’t figure out how to put my seatbelt on. Then it clicked.

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple.

I used to hate facial hair… but then it grew on me.

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite.

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re really, really good at it.

Why don’t skeletons like to fight? They don’t have the stomach for it.

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener.

What’s a cow’s favorite holiday? Moo Year’s Day.

How do cows stay up to date with current events? They read the moo-spaper.

I’m trying to lose weight, but it’s not working… I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.

Why don’t you ever trust stairs? They’re always up to something.

What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador.

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose.

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogey in it!

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.

I know a joke about a pencil, but it’s pointless.

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite.

I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.

I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something.

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.

What do you call a pile of kittens? A meow-tain.

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one.

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells.

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks.

Why did the belt get arrested? For holding up a pair of pants!

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus!

Why do fish never play basketball? Because they’re afraid of the net.

Why was the broom late? It swept in.

Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream.

How do you organize a space party? You planet!

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room? The living room.

Why can’t Elsa from Frozen have a balloon? Because she will let it go!

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream.

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.

I had a joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.

What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.

Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.

I couldn’t figure out how to put my seatbelt on. Then it clicked.

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

What’s green and sings? Elvis Parsley.

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish.

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.

Why don’t skeletons ever use cell phones? They don’t have the guts.

I asked the librarian if the library had books on paranoia. She whispered, “They’re right behind you”.

How do you organize a space party? You planet.

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener.

I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it!

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator.

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.

What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

I have a joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.

Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.