Laughter is the Best Medicine: Unlocking the World of Funny Jokes
In a world often filled with stress and anxiety, finding moments of laughter and joy can be a powerful remedy. The art of comedy and humor is a universal language that transcends cultural boundaries, bringing people together in a shared experience of hilarity. In this exploration of funny jokes, we embark on a journey to discover the punchlines that tickle our funny bones and brighten our days.
Here are 100 short jokes :
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field!
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up!
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot!
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
What’s brown and sticky? A stick!
Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.
Want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it.
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it!
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
What did the grape do when he got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine!
Why don’t vampires have reflections? They were born without a selfie mode!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it’d be a foot!
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
How does a scientist freshen her breath? With experi-mints.
Why did the math book look sad? It had too many problems.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
What did one wall say to the other? I’ll meet you at the corner.
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
What do you call a factory that makes good products? A satisfactory!
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
Why can’t you trust stairs? They’re always up to something.
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus!
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room? The living room.
Why are ghosts bad at lying? You can see right through them.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trom-bone.
What did the fisherman say to the magician? Pick a cod, any cod.
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange.
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools!
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.
Why did the broom stay late? It had to sweep up!
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well.
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because they can’t tuna fish!
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud!
Why did the mushroom go to the party alone? Because he’s a fungi!
What kind of music do mummies listen to? Wrap music!
Why did the frog take the bus? His car got toad away.
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work.
Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels.
Why did the golfer bring extra pants? In case he got a hole in one!
How do you organize a space party? You planet.
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper.
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper!
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired!
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.
What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time.
Why did the chicken go to the séance? To talk to the other side.
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
What do you call a baby monkey? A chimp off the old block.
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice.
Why did the football team go to the bank? To get their quarterback.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
Why don’t you see giraffes in elementary school? Because they’re all in high school.
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
What kind of award did the dentist get? A little plaque.
Why don’t you play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for fresh prints!
Why do ducks have feathers? To cover their butt-quacks.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go!
Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? Because he’s a fungi!
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
Why did the tree go to therapy? It had too many branches of issues.
Why do sharks swim in saltwater? Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na!
How do you make a lemon drop? Just let it fall.
Why was the sand wet? Because the sea weed!
How do you fix a broken tomato? Tomato paste.
What did one hat say to the other? Stay here, I’m going on ahead!
Why did the math teacher go to the beach? Because he needed a tan-gent!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
Why did the cow go to space? To see the moooon.
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
Why did the stadium get hot? All the fans left.
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purrrple.
How do bees brush their hair? With a honeycomb.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener.
Why can’t you tell a joke to an egg? Because it might crack up.
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman? Frostbite!
Why was the broom late? It swept in!
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn?
How do you catch a fish without a rod? You use your bare hands!