Humor has the power to break barriers, connect strangers, and brighten even the darkest days. In a world that often feels overwhelming, a good joke is like a breath of fresh air—simple, universal, and delightfully human. Whether it’s a clever pun, a playful quip, or a groan-worthy dad joke, laughter is one of life’s greatest joys. This collection of over 100 jokes is crafted to bring smiles, chuckles, and perhaps even a hearty belly laugh. So, grab your favorite beverage, get comfortable, and let the giggles begin!

1. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.

2. What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.

3. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.

4. How do you organize a space party?
You planet.

5. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.

6. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!

7. How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut.

8. Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.

9. Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.

10. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.

11. Why can’t you trust stairs?
They’re always up to something.

12. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired.

13. Why don’t oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.

14. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese.

15. What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved.

16. Why are elevator jokes so good?
They work on so many levels.

17. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.

18. What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

19. What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.

20. Why don’t koalas count as bears?
They don’t have the right koalifications.

21. What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.

22. How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogey in it.

23. What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account?
Prime-mates.

24. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek?
Because he was always spotted.

25. What do you call a pile of cats?
A meowtain.

26. What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
A satisfactory.

27. Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.

28. Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.

29. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.

30. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator.

31. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
Where’s popcorn?

32. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it go.

33. Why did the computer go to the dance?
Because it had a floppy disk.

34. What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.

35. Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”?
Because every play has a cast.

36. What happens when a frog’s car breaks down?
It gets toad away.

37. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.

38. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus.

39. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.

40. Why don’t skeletons fight over romantic partners?
Because they don’t have hearts.

41. Why was the math book such a great storyteller?
It had a lot of interesting angles.

42. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer.

43. Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.

44. Why don’t fish play basketball?
Because they’re afraid of the net.

45. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
Nectarine.

46. What do you call Batman when he skips church?
Christian Bale.

47. Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs.

48. Why did the belt go to jail?
It held up a pair of pants.

49. What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
You’d think it’s R, but it’s the C.

50. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well.

51. What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Live stream.

52. Why don’t crabs donate?
Because they’re shellfish.

53. How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.

54. Why do ducks always pay with cash?
Because they don’t have bills.

55. What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

56. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom?
Because the P is silent.

57. Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.

58. What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?
Attire.

59. What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.

60. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?
A maybe.

61. Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed.

62. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby.

63. Why did the barber win the race?
Because he took a short cut.

64. Why did the computer cross the road?
To get to the other side of the screen.

65. How do you keep a bagel from getting away?
Put lox on it.

66. Why was the math teacher so good at gardening?
Because she knew how to multiply.

67. Why did the farmer win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.

68. What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bulldozer.

69. Why do vampires always seem wealthy?
Because they’re loaded with blood money.

70. How do you organize a space party?
You planet.

71. What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
Sneakers.

72. Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then they’d be bagels.

73. What do you call a dog that can tell time?
A watch dog.

74. Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.

75. How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together.

76. Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.

77. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a dog?
Frostbite.

78. Why don’t mountains ever get tired?
Because they’re in peak condition.

79. Why was the broom late?
It swept in.

80. Why did the fisherman put peanut butter on his hook?
To catch a jellyfish.

81. Why don’t frogs double dip?
Because they croak the rules.

82. Why are ghosts always laughing?
They find everything spook-tacularly funny.

83. What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.

84. Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
They taste funny.

85. Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged.

86. How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.

87. Why can’t pirates ever get the alphabet right?
Because they keep getting lost at C.

88. What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato.

89. What’s the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can’t tuna fish.

90. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
Because he had no body to go with.

91. What’s brown and sticky?
A stick.

92. Why did the duck get a second job?
To make ends meet.

93. What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener.

94. How do trees get online?
They log in.

95. Why was the broom so tired?
It had swept all day.

96. What do you call a scared dinosaur?
A nervous Rex.

97. Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
It ran out of juice.

98. Why do bicycles fall over?
Because they’re two-tired.

99. What do you call a cold dog?
A chili dog.

100. How do you throw a space party?
You planet.

101. Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because it couldn’t find a date.